My legendary pos blog!

Jul 29

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

Jul 29

pintsofwhiskeyandouterspace:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

My feels exactly.

Jul 29

coolator:

god bless

Jul 29

monetizeyourcat:

the best part about the inevitable chaos caused by hussie posting the final homestuck update is going to be people who weren’t visibly homestucks coming out of the woodwork to talk about it. talking and acting as though we were homestucks all along. you wake up one morning and we all have fucking shipping grids. your phone rings and you pick up and your fucking grandma is going to talk to you about rosemary. welcome to hellstuck

Jul 29

nintendontdodrugs:

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

THE DVD LOGO HIT THE CORNER, THE CORNERRRRR.

Jul 29

lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

Jul 28

Reblog if you have a gaming device of any kind

moonjail:

ilovesuperwholockstuck:

serpent-of-despair:

askslendermaneuniverse:

deadlyassassinsheadquarters:

g-garasu:

hayatos-hideout:

I just want to test the gamer side of Tumblr

image

image

I have every xbox

I have every Playstation

Are there really people that have no gaming device at all???

Computers can play games.

You either reblog this or you’re a liar.

Jul 28
  • Seventh grade me: oh my god I hope nobody can tell I'm gay please no
  • Present me: WHY DON'T ANY OF YOU REALIZE I'M GAY DO I NEED TO PAINT MYSELF RAINBOW
Jul 28
hugedork:

krowdy:

tyberiousductor:

Dear maids at the Sheraton Grand Hotel in Sacramento,
We are so, so sorry.
Love,The Homestuck Community

Attention assholes: I was one of the members of the group that stayed in this hotel room 
THIS PICTURE WAS BEFORE WE CLEANED IT
WE DID OUR BEST TO CLEAN IT
THE PAINT WAS WATERBASED
IT DID NOT STAIN THE BATHTUB WE KNOW THIS FOR A FACT
WE TIPPED THE HOTEL STAFF
DO NOT GIVE MY FRIENDS SHIT OKAY
SERIOUSLY MY FRIEND WHO WAS “RESPONSIBLE” FOR THIS FEELS HORRIBLE AND IS IN TEARS CUT THIS SHIT OUT

can I just spread this around? because some people on tumblr keep making the same mistakes of ganging up on people before they know the full-story.

hugedork:

krowdy:

tyberiousductor:

Dear maids at the Sheraton Grand Hotel in Sacramento,

We are so, so sorry.

Love,
The Homestuck Community

Attention assholes: I was one of the members of the group that stayed in this hotel room 

THIS PICTURE WAS BEFORE WE CLEANED IT

WE DID OUR BEST TO CLEAN IT

THE PAINT WAS WATERBASED

IT DID NOT STAIN THE BATHTUB WE KNOW THIS FOR A FACT

WE TIPPED THE HOTEL STAFF

DO NOT GIVE MY FRIENDS SHIT OKAY

SERIOUSLY MY FRIEND WHO WAS “RESPONSIBLE” FOR THIS FEELS HORRIBLE AND IS IN TEARS CUT THIS SHIT OUT

can I just spread this around? because some people on tumblr keep making the same mistakes of ganging up on people before they know the full-story.

Jul 28
adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry